ISC Figure 8: Your trusty descent mate, engineered for controlled, smooth, and stylish drops.
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Petzl ID-S
Petzl ID – Your Lifeline in Large Sizes. Safety First, Adventure Always!
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Petzl Rig: Your Trusty Sidekick for Every Descent, Built to Last, Climb On!
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Petzl Zigzag 2019: Unleash Your Climbing Adventure – Robust & Reliable!
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Sirius: Your Descent Companion. Engineered for Adventure.
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