Ibuki's Silken Edge: The Blade of Whispered Woods, Ready for a New Life.
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Elegant Scabbard Leg Straps – Secure & Stylish for Authentic Flair.
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The Silky Nata Axe: A Smooth Slice for Effortless Cutting & Precision.
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Silky Ono Axe
Blimey, LongBoy's a Silky Beauty! Telescopic Pole Saw – Get Yer Branches Down!
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Pocket Boy: Silky Smooth, Sawing Made Easy, a Pocketful of Powerhouse!
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Pocket-Friendly Silky Saw: The Compact & Clever Folding Blade for Any Adventure.
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Silky Outback PocketBoy: Razor-Sharp Replacement Blades - Adventure Awaits!
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