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Sirius: Your Descent Companion. Engineered for Adventure.
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Skylotec Spark
Tenex Sling: Conquer Anything with SAFEBLOC Protection - 16 Feet of Strength!
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Spanset Gotcha Kit
Smartwinch: Lowering System Ace – Effortless Descent.
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Black Swivel Magic from Rock Exotica - Lightweight and strong for your adventurous climbs. Pure quality.
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Steel's Enforcer: H-Grade Stainless, Unrivalled. Ready to Face Any Challenge. Built Strong, Built to Last.
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Stec Duck-R Rope Grab: Secure Climbing – Reliable Grip for Adventurous Souls
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